Saturday, July 15, 2006

How to Tell If Your Movie Sucks

So you and your friends went with your year-long idea and made your own kung-fu-comedy-horror? Yet, if guys are afraid that people will think it will suck (and it will)? Then when you hear your first complaint, bring up most the worst movie of all time, Robo Vampire.

Don't really want to go into much detail, but this movie is only watchable if you like shitty movies that make you laugh.

Bad Action-Horror Movie Checklist

-RoboCop rip-off
-Bad acting
-Long boring slow-motion chase through a tunnel
-Hopping vampires
-Terrible male stunt-double for a female actress
-The worst fictional piece of technology ever

Saw this movie awhile back and thought it was a good movie. It made me feel better about my movie directing/producing/script writing/acting skills. To find out more about this movie try going to http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/moviesrobovampire.html. This guy did a good job figuring out the plot then I did when I watched it.


2 comments:

Dr Kuha said...

Have you seen gourmet zombie chef from hell? Or The Legend of the Rollerblade 7?

Those two are much worse.

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