On Saturday July 21 at 12:01 a.m. all madness breaks loose as every bookstore in the world is torn apart as muggles (HAHA INSIDE JOKE) and children with low self-esteem wishing to be part of the Harry Potter world go mad to get ahold of the final installment of the Harry Potter bi-trilogy and 1/3 book series. Unless, the bookstore owners are "good conservative" people that think that they can actually survive in this era without Harry Potter. In that case, they are utterly screwed to fail in their business. Unless, they are "good conservative" people who sell porn (that doesn't include witchcraft), then they are set for life when Puuda finds out about their bookstore.
Even Puuda himself has fallen for the books and will be waiting in line at his local bookstore dressed up as Firenze. What will happen to Harry and all his Good Conservative-despised friends? Only J.K. Rowling knows what happens, along with her publishers, the books' artists, some guy named Gabriel, YTMND Vader and half the internet. With that in mind, Puuda has only one thing left to say, OMG DEATHLY HALLOWS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1!111!11one